So I like walked into the lab the other day and there it was just staring me in the face ...
... and I said to my co-workers – like do you see what I see? And they’re all like – what? And I’m like – my gawd how can you NOT see what I see – it’s right there. And they’re like okay you’re starting to freak me out here – just calm down and tell me what the hell is going on. And I’m like look-at-that-f-ligature. FUCKINGLOOKATIT! And they’re like okaaay, like I don’t even know what the fucking hell an f-liga-whatever is. And then I’m like screaming at them THAT’S LIKE NOTHING LESS THAN THE FINEST, FUCKINGEST, INTERLOPINGEST F-LIGATURE EVER TO APPEAR ON AN INSTITUTIONAL WAREWASHING DETERGENT BOX!!! And they like actually fucking sent me home and told me to get a good night’s sleep.
Fuck them!